Wednesday, January 30, 2008

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

At the turn of the 20th century, Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis) is a poor prospector who finally strikes it rich when he finds oil. However, money doesn't quite bring happiness and, in fact, it brings a whole host of new problems with which he has to contend.




There Will Be Blood is one of the top 5 films of 2007. Most of the credit goes to Daniel Day-Lewis. Simply stated, he might be the most talented actor working/living today. His performance in TWBB is a power-house. His character has two monologues that I will remember for the rest of my life.


Some of the credit also goes to Paul Thomas Anderson, director of TWBB. TWBB is his fifth directorial effort. The previous 4 films are all very watchable and entertaining. His "Boogie Nights", released in 1997 is one of my all-time favorite films. His and Day-Lewis's careers are similar in that they are very picky when it comes to the projects they work on. Because of this, there is always a built up anticipation that makes me want to see their films on opening weekend.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

In the Name of the King

Farmer (Jason Statham) just wants to live a peaceful life, but he's forced into action when his wife (Claire Forlani) is kidnapped by the dark army led by the villainous Gallian (Ray Liotta) who is out to take over King Konreid's (Burt Reynolds) throne.



A BAD BEGINNING TO 2008

I watch a lot of movies. When I watch a movie 2 things rarely happen: 1) When I finish watching a film I rarely say "This is an instant Top Ten favorite film of all time. 2) When I finish watching a film I rarely say say "This is an instant Top Ten worst film of all time". In the Name of the King made me say the 2nd option. In fact, It might be the worst big budget release ever. Jamie says "0". If you decide to see this film and like it. Please don't tell me. If you like it...We can no longer be friends.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Halloween

In this update of John Carpenter's classic horror movie, director Rob Zombie goes deep into the psychology of what makes a serial killer. Disturbingly evil even as a little kid, a young Michael Myers (Daeg Faerch) kills his sister and is sent to a mental hospital where he's treated by Dr. Loomis (Malcolm McDowell) who becomes obsessed with his young patient. Years later, an adult Michael (Tyler Mane) escapes and goes on a killing spree, especially going after a trio of beautiful teenagers (Scout Taylor-Compton, Danielle Harris, Kristina Klebe) on the scariest night of the year.





Halloween is Rob Zombie's third directorial effort. His first, House of 1000 Corpses, was a fun horror film but disappointing in that it was unmemorable. The Devil's Rejects, his second effort, was actually OK. Zombie seems to excel is directing bad people doing bad things. The Devil's Rejects had some of the most disturbing images I've ever seen on film.

Because of his first 2 efforts I was excited to read that he would be remaking Halloween. Unfortunately, the movie was a disappointment. Or, I should say the second half of the film was a disappointment. The first hour shows how "Micheal Meyers" becomes a psychopath. As a child his home life is a mess. His mother is a stripper, her live-in boyfriend is an abusive loser, and his sister is a mouthy tramp. Micheal spends his afternoons alone torturing and dissecting dogs and cats. Although disturbing, this introduction to the horror that will follow is well done.

The second half of the film turns into a normal 80s slasher flick. Nothing original happens while Micheal kills innocent by-standards and anyone else who gets in his path. A trademark of 80's slasher flicks was how the victims got killed. I'm embarrassed to say, that it was entertaining to see how the movie makers could come up with new ways to "off" the nameless victims in their films.

If the horror genre is your favorite, you'll like Halloween. If you want to see a good film, rent something else. Jamie says "5".

Lisa Schwarzbaum of Entertainment Weekly: Top Ten Films of 2007


1. There Will Be Blood

2. No Country For Old Men

3. I'm Not There

4. Persepolis

5. No End In Sight

6. Zodiac

7. Lady Chatterley

8. 4 Months, 3 Weeks & 2 Days

9. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

10. Knocked Up


Lisa's 5 Worst of 2007

1. I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

2. Evening

3. Evan Almighty

4. The Hottest State

5. Because I Said Go

Saturday, January 05, 2008

Stardust


In the English village of Wall, a young man (Charlie Cox) goes on a journey to woo Victoria (Sienna Miller). During his travels, a falling star (Claire Danes) takes him into a fantasy world that acquaints him with a witch (Michelle Pfeiffer) and a pirate (Robert De Niro).


Stardust reminded me of The Princess Bride. Both are mature fairy tales that both children and adults can enjoy. Stardust isn't as good as The Princess Bride, but it still may be worth picking up at the video store.


Two things bothered me about Stardust. Its production value seemed very low. Some of the special effects looked cheap and amateurish. Also, I hated seeing my all-time favorite actor, Robert De Niro, dress up in ladies attire. Jamie says "6".

Hot Rod


Rod Taylor (Andy Samberg) is the world's greatest stuntman. In his own mind, anyway. When his abusive stepfather, Frank (Ian McShane), needs a life-saving heart operation, kind-hearted Rod plans the ultimate jump — over 15 buses! — to raise enough money for the surgery.


I haven't watched Saturday Night Live in years. From what I've read, Andy Samberg is supposed to be the next big thing. Hot Rod supplies a few grins, but for the most part, it's a one joke movie: a slacker with a moped wants to become the next Evil Knievel. Even if you think the joke is funny, its impossible to keep it funny for 90 minutes. Jamie says "3".

Friday, January 04, 2008

Ocean's Thirteen


Danny Ocean (George Clooney) and his ever-expanding band of merry men plot their latest heist. Also starring, of course, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Bernie Mac, Don Cheadle and Carl Reiner. And joining the cast are Al Pacino and Ellen Barkin, one of whom will play Danny's love interest.


2007 was a year of "threes" for movies; Shrek the Third, Spider-Man 3, The Bourne Ultimatum, and Ocean's Thirteen all completed the trilogy in all of the franchises.


Ocean's Thirteen is my favorite of the franchise. Its plot was easier to understand than the first 2, and having Al Picino play the mark was brilliant casting. I'm not a big fan George Clooney, but he and his merry band of criminals made Ocean's Thirteen one of the more fun movie going experiences of 2007. Jamie says "8".

Thursday, January 03, 2008

The Astronaut Farmer


After a family tragedy ends Charles Farmer's (Billy Bob Thornton) promising aerospace career, he does the next best thing — spending several decades building his own rocket in his barn. But when it comes time to lift-off, the authorities try to stop this "hillbilly" from launching himself into space.


A very good movie from early 2007. The Astronaut Farmer is a great "dreamer" movie. Watching it may just make you try to achieve a goal or dream that you thought was impossible. In my opinion, if your dream doesn't involve building a rocket in a barn to propel yourself into space...GO FOR IT. Jamie says "8".


Top 5 Films of Billy Bob Thornton

1. Slingblade

2. Friday Night Lights

3. The Astronaut Farmer

4. Monster's Ball

5. Bad Santa

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Top Ten Money Makers of 2007

2007 was a banner year for Hollywood. Nineteen films made over $100 million. With the current writers strike, will 2008 have the same success? Below are the top 10 grossing films of 2007 including dollar amount in millions and my grade.

1. Spider-Man 3 - $336 – “5”
2. Shrek the Third - $321 – “0”
3. Transformers - $319 – “8”
4. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End - $309 – “4”
5. Harry Potter & The Order of the Phoenix - $292 – “7”
6. The Bourne Ultimatum - $227 – “8”
7. 300 - $210 – “8”
8. Ratatouille - $206 – Haven’t seen it yet.
9. I Am Legend -$205* – “7”
10. The Simpson’s Movie - $183 – “4”

* As of press date, still collecting box-office revenue

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

I Am Legend


Based on the classic horror novel by Richard Matheson, Robert Neville (Will Smith) is the last human being on Earth. Everybody else on the planet has been transformed into blood-sucking vampires who all want to feast on Neville's neck.


I Am Legend isn't Will Smith's best movie, but he may give his best performance. Being that Smith's character is the last person on Earth, he has no other actor to play off of. He spends more than the first half of the film talking to himself and convincing himself that he can find a cure for the virus that ravaged the Earth's population.


Although Legend is billed as a horror film, don't let that description stop you from seeing it. Yes, there are several scenes with zombie like vampires chasing Smith's character through the abandoned streets of New York. However, there are several more scenes that involve Smith contemplating his fate as well as remembering his past life with a wife and child.


My one qualm with I Am Legend is that it's a bit anti-climatic. Jamie says "7".


Francis Lawrence directs I Am Legend. He also directed 2005's Constantine ("6").


Will Smith;s Top 5 films

1. Independence Day

2. The Pursuit of Happyness

3. Bad Boys

4. I Am Legend

5. Men In Black


Will Smith has been nominated for 2 acting Oscars. The first for Ali and the 2nd for The Pursuit of Happyness.

Owen Gleiberman of Entertainment Weekly: Top 10 Films of 2007


1. I'm Not There

2. Before the Devil Knows Your Dead

3. Michael Clayton

4. Superbad

5. The Lives of Others

6. Grindhouse

7. Jack Smith and the Destruction of Atlantis

8. Once

9. No End in Sight

10. Zodiac


Owen's Worst 5 films of 2007

1. Youth Without Youth

2. Hannibal Rising

3. Lars and the Real Girl

4. I know Who Killed Me

5. Redacted

Juno


Juno (Ellen Page) is a smart teenager facing a tough decision: what to do after she gets pregnant from a classmate (Michael Cera). Deciding to give the baby up for adoption to a rich couple (Jason Bateman, Jennifer Garner), she has the full support of both her parents (Allison Janney, J.K. Simmons). But is giving the child away really what she wants to do deep down in her heart?


Juno is a good film that has a great chance of being nominated for several Oscars including best actress, best original screenplay, and best film. Ellen Page gives a star making performance and if she gets nominated for an Oscar she has a great chance at winning. Jamie says "8".


This isn't Page's first time giving a great performance. Check out 2005's Hard Candy where she plays a "little-red-riding-hood" like character who turns the tables on a big bad wolf.

Ghost Rider


The story is based on the Marvel character Johnny Blaze, a motorcycle stuntman who becomes the host of a "spirit of vengeance" in exchange for the safety of his true love. At night he's transformed into a fiery demon with superpowers who chases bad guys.

Nicholas Cage strikes again...Or I should say strikes out again. Each year there are several bad movies. Bad movies don't always translate into stupid movies. Ghost Rider is a stupid movie. I'm unfamiliar with the comic book that the film is based on so I might not be able to appreciate the complexities of a stuntman who transforms into a flaming skeleton at night to catch bad guys. Jamie says "0".